Sunday, 22 April 2012

Lights! Camera! Wait..wait CUT!!!!!

                            A 16 year old strolls through the busy bylanes of Shyambazaar after a weary day of school. Just as he joins into the main road, he looks at a poster of a film called "Hate Story" varnished with blue paint. A 67 year old passes by and claims, 
                                 Meat to the young. Poison to the scissorhands.

"How is it that the fledgelings of Bengal are ready to view something as erotic and unethical as some poor girl's bare back?"
 The boy replies, albeit mentally, "Bitch please."
                      West Bengal is the only state that has a poster and film censorship board of its own. Last year, they banned a poster of film featuring a bootylicious acting powerhouse in a "silk" red stocking with 3 men because it gave away too much of a peak into her assets. Strange.  They cite that they intend to preserve the culture and morality of the people with their ever-ready long scissors. Oh really? 
                         If they really think so then I hope an enriching experience awaits them. One fine day they should have a drop by at home early from work
 to spend some time with their "lonely and bored" children. They would definitely get a thorough idea when they see the apple of their eye using their new found recreational toy to the fullest in front of their computer screens. West Bengal has really evolved over the years. 2 to 3 decades ago, when the protagonist laid a finger on their girl the people would jump out of the window. Now even when the starlets throw themselves over each other people can watch with a laidback attitude, in front of their children. Citizens have become mature all thanks to people in this line namely Lisa Ann, Sunny Leone, Phoenix Marie and many more. Prenuptial Sex and masturbation is no more a forbidden fruit. It is an aesthetic practice. But some people refuse to accept the change. While some exploit it to the limit to shove their boredom Along with this Winds of change in the peoples' cerebrum, it reverberates in the Indian cinematic scenario. Case in point, LSD, Hate Story, Murder and of course the man himself, Emraan Hashmi. In the West, it has been prevalent since the 70s when Elizabeth Taylor patted her bed seductively in a white maxi in Cat On A Hot Tin  Roof.  
                      The Most BeautifulActress of All   Time, Liz Taylor
                                   She had me going for a while, Sunny Leone


         The most annoying situation would be if they,the scissorhands do their respective acts with hipocrisy or out of a fear of losing their bread. Akin to the event on Karnataka(or some other Southern state) ministers gaining satisfaction visually in their 3G cellphones. People lashed them for this but I support them. Atleast they were not hypocrites in public. Pornography is every one's right. If Italy can accept a Casanova like Silvio Berlusconi as their premier leader, why can't we? Culture eh? Cut the crap. ( Though I hate Berlusocni as with his old,ugly face he gains more girlfriends in an hour than I have in 17 years of my life. Plus, his daughter is hot.... ;))  
      A caricature of the man himself, Berlusocni
                 India is the best market for this genre of leisure. Brazzers  would not have boomed in India if parents had been free with their children about the Sciences and morals related to procreation. I am not talking about the biology, but the uses and the flaws.
  Most Indian children are sexually deprived. They gain answers by making routinely pilgrimages to these sites. This is not abnormal for a country whose morals police slams fines and affidavits on people pecking in public. India is slighted only by Paskistan in the highest number of searches with the keyword "sex". No wonder, some loners jet out over "Reproductive" comics and mere pictures. Get A Life!
                          This newfound tool can be used  to malign innocnents and that is a crime that i am totally  against. Millions of lives were  destroyed due to MMS scandals. On a lighter note, this platform provides a "smooth and sleek" path to spotlight for some. Case in point-  Kim Kardarshian, Poonam Pandey, Carmen Electra as so on. 
                        "The Times are a Changing"
                         - Bob Dylan
           The Changed times call for advancement of the society morally, culturally and educationally. No one loses their culture or maligns it by watching bold movies. Believing so would only mean you yourself are a wimp. The Mahabharata, Ramayana and the epics are full of sexual depictions only hidden under the veil of Sanskrit hullabaloo. It would say, Draupadi was  performed aesthtic body and mind practices that was an evoked by their sense of duty and love with the Five Pandavas. While I would cut the long story short and say, she was merely gangbanged by the five.